those crystal blues

[carbungle]

♥ Who: Noctis and... some people!! CR-related.
♥ Where: @ the Caelum junior house
♥ When: around now, yolo
♥ What: a wall breaks, a flood rushes in. try not to drown.
♥ Rating: PG, thar be some blood


( here be a catch-all for a player plot, prompts in threads below )

Comments

[carbungle]

are you going to hear me out or just talk over me and assume everything

[astralera]

It's text. I can't talk over you.

As long as it is not an apology, go ahead.

[carbungle]

(눈_눈)

[DIS BITCH]

ok well short version is i had this solution on standby for months before now, but instead of taking it seriously i kept putting it off bc i hoped the astrals were gonna magically send me some kind of epiphany on why i was getting ancient pie recipes and death certificates downloaded into my brain, or sumthing

so ok if i cant apologize i want to at least tell u im a dumbass & thats why i put every1 in a panic by vaguetexting my emergency

[astralera]

╮( ˘ ､ ˘ )╭


Noct, as long as you are okay now the rest of it doesn't matter to me.

[ She sends another message shortly after: ]

I mean
it matters
But I don't need to know anything except that you aren't going to die from shitty pie recipes and death certificates.
Everything else is whatever.

[carbungle]

im not going to die

like, anymore. i think it came close & im not thrilled about that. turns out our crystal mom is mean

i dont um

i dont think me or pyra would mind if u wanted to know more. we talked about it.

[astralera]

You think?


It is between the two of you. As long as it works you don't need to tell me anything.

[carbungle]

im not 100% on it even being sentient or if its just bahamut doin his thing so im playing it safe

ok.

[astralera]

I doubt it was your world's sorry excuse for Bahamut. Unless he directed its actions in advance it was almost certainly caused by your stupid vore-crystal.

[carbungle]

hes been planning this for 2000 years and he was literally there when it happened so i dont see why he WOULDNT set this stuff up in advance if he wanted it

[astralera]

What a weak piece of shite who can't do anything for his godsdamned self. He's an utter insult to the name.

[carbungle]

i mean

its basically our familys guardian god and if its to save the world ill deal with it

but also, yeah

[astralera]

You're in this world now. You're on vacation. It needs to leave you alone.

[carbungle]

i think it was always with me. my own head protected me as long as it could, but something broke. idk what changed or if it was just a time limit.

sucks either way but yeah, itd be nice if this was the end of it.

[astralera]

If there's nowhere else for it all to go there's only so much a soul can take before crumbling. When I was dying I felt alright except when I wasn't. It makes sense it would be the same way for your situation.

If you discover it isn't the end of it let me know.

[carbungle]

sounds about right, yeah.

dont worry im not gonna sleep on this again. once was enough, i never want to go through that again. theres a hundred better ways to die than that

[astralera]

Okay. Good.


Did you get any good ancient recipes?

[carbungle]

ha

just one. idek know what its called but i made it for breakfast once. some old fruit pancake pie thing

[astralera]

Have you tried making it for Ardyn yet? It sounds like something he'd enjoy.

[carbungle]

i mentioned it before, but the subject was kinda srs at the time so idk if he was interested or not. not that id expect him 2 go "omg pls make me breakfast pie"

[astralera]

Surprise him with some ancient pancakes one day.

[carbungle]

i feel like the surprise would be me cooking for him at all tbh

[astralera]

double surprise (◡‿◡*)

[carbungle]

triple surprise: he doesnt die via the experience

[astralera]

Doesn't count since he's already dead

[carbungle]

i mean hes alive enough to die again, technically