Don't worry about that! I have some control over what gets picked up by it. If I didn't, it wouldn't be safe for me to use around myself, much less anyone else! So I'll make absolutely sure not to suck you in . . . unless you deserve it.

[He says that last part darkly, gives it a significant pause, and then starts laughing, with a wave of his hand.]

Just kidding, just kidding! I'd never do something like that! I'd just turn you in to the proper authorities!