Uh, yeah! [She shakes a snowball at him. Whoops, there’s snow tossed all over, because snowballs don’t make great pompoms.]

That was one good thing about my stepmom. She’s loaded. So I started at this fancy private school, and they didn’t have a dance team, and her daughter was already on the cheer team, so whoo! Go Tigers!

I got a concussion. But hundreds of thousands of people thought it was super funny, so…