[Ok, ok, this guy seems sincere but that last apology HAS to be sarcastic because honestly. So it only serves to deepen the growing frown on his face.]

Even if I was it wouldn't be any of your business.
[He looks a little scuffed up but doesn't appear to be actively bleeding or anything. He just looks to be in a mood.]

How many times are you going to throw fake apologies at my feet and expect me to believe them?