I'm one hundred percent real, and I have some seriously mixed feelings about what you just called me! It's Magolor, by the way.
[Maggotman?! But the fact that he was mentioned by name by someone at all is extremely flattering! It might have been last month's announcement, but it sounds equally likely it wasn't. And even maggotman publicity is good publicity! Probably.
He stays right where he is unless she does swat him away, though he stops touching the squirrel ear after that tweak.]
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[Maggotman?! But the fact that he was mentioned by name by someone at all is extremely flattering! It might have been last month's announcement, but it sounds equally likely it wasn't. And even maggotman publicity is good publicity! Probably.
He stays right where he is unless she does swat him away, though he stops touching the squirrel ear after that tweak.]