["My friend the assassin", okay. Yeah. That's somehow weirder than Oscar's "my friends the werewolf, witch, and ghost"...but not as weird as being called noble. How has this happened more than once?]
I'm not noble, [he protests in a mumble, same as last time.] How do you accidentally stab someone?
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I'm not noble, [he protests in a mumble, same as last time.] How do you accidentally stab someone?