[That's still dumb, but...he gets it. Even when he did do things, it never felt like enough. Always getting more than he gave. He thinks about how, if he'd had the memories of his life as an Animal Person, he might have been able to do more for Coco when she was grabbed. Maybe he could have kept her from being hurt, with the experience he had.]

Don't even want to know what he'd come up with for me... [Most of his crimes were so petty, but he sure did...kill some monsters that had been people. Become something of a monster himself.] Bet the guy my mom married would be real happy to help make a list, though.

...I guess maybe I shouldn't be admitting that, since I'm dating Coco, but it's not like you thought I was that great a kid anyway.

[They sure did have a...time...yesterday. Plus all the illicit substance seeking.]