I'm telling you! Rivera Family of Shoemakers, since nineteen twenty-one! Miguel even had shoe polish in his pocket!
[...That really should have been a hint, now that he thinks about it. He waves a hand.]
But, yes, well, apparently the big jaguar likes you.
[He reaches into his torn-up jacket, fishing the phone out of the inner pocket there. He shows off his own, grins, and tucks it away.]
The first thing that happened in Hell! Well, actually... the fire was first... then the torture... two more... the nerve damage, the creepy announcement... but the seventh thing that happened in Hell! The people there showed me how to use it, take pictures- you can even film! In full color! And you can talk to people whenever you like. And you don't even have to say stop or anything! Instantly sends! It was amazing! And these ones, they look even more fancy! Though... the buttons... I wish buttons stuck out like the ones in Hell...
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[...That really should have been a hint, now that he thinks about it. He waves a hand.]
But, yes, well, apparently the big jaguar likes you.
[He reaches into his torn-up jacket, fishing the phone out of the inner pocket there. He shows off his own, grins, and tucks it away.]
The first thing that happened in Hell! Well, actually... the fire was first... then the torture... two more... the nerve damage, the creepy announcement... but the seventh thing that happened in Hell! The people there showed me how to use it, take pictures- you can even film! In full color! And you can talk to people whenever you like. And you don't even have to say stop or anything! Instantly sends! It was amazing! And these ones, they look even more fancy! Though... the buttons... I wish buttons stuck out like the ones in Hell...