[Will makes an exaggerated whine of protest, shaking his head. It's no use, though--his hair is fluffy enough that ruffling it just makes it stick out everywhere.]

Trust me, I'm not. I'm just lucky being the gatekeeper means I have the least of that stuff out of the four of us! Nobody tells you that you practically become a government official as an Elite, you know?

I mean, we're not really a branch of the government, in any of the regions we're in. But we may as well be. They lean on us a lot for our area of expertise, and how much influence we've got over so many people.