[A very real and fascinating consideration. The story is over anyway, and Magolor is happy to dwell on this hilarity, hand in hand.]

Who knows! Meta Baker? Meta Lounge Singer? Meta Underwear Model? He must have chosen the name for himself after he got into the business, unless he had some serious pressure going on from his parents. Me, I like a self-chosen name—

[But that's a very different story.]

But he sure doesn't have a creative bone in his body.