[Word choices are hard and carbs are fucking delicious why not have a purely carb sandwich.]

Alright. So it's two things. [He holds up two fingers, scissor tapping them. He would gladly explain this, sir, its an important staple of his convenience store diet.]

You stir fry up some noodles with some veg and this sweet and salty sauce. Usually there's some meat in there? It's a regular dish on its own, real tasty. But it's not... convenient, y'know? You need utensils for that. What if you don't have utensils?

So you put it in a hotdog bun. Now you can hold it. The hotdog is optional but that's good shit too.

[Don't make him explain hotdogs.]