[He could take this guy for a ride, if he wanted to. He sounds desperate and desperate people will pay anything, do anything to get what they need.]

Well, get me that shit first and I'll see what I can do then. [He turns, holding up a hand covered in hot water and soap.] But, I make no promises on the final product. I haven't artificed anything in... ugh, like twenty years, fuck me that's awhile.