Who wouldn't be, after how long you've been out here? You seem like a real go-getter!

[Absolutely famous last words. Spoiling involves treats, yes, but it also involves things like spontaneous cuddles, carrying you around, and fussing over you. Sorry, Magolor, you just greenlit a pet owner to dote on you.]

I didn't know you were a mechanic too! Do you really think it's all software? Maybe we should try it with non-edible things a robot would still use, it might work alright for those.....