[He is way too determined and comfortable to be jostled much, just shifting his weight until he's stable again. Expert cat move.]

Oh, I'm sure they have all the standard laws about murder and theft. Though I admit I haven't looked into that deeply. I'm a law-abiding citizen, whether or not the laws actually exist!

[Yeah right. He snickers.]

But they don't enforce any rules about physical contact, at least. Which I do find a little odd. Either they put a lot of faith in us to do the right thing, or they know the gods themselves having punishing us covered.